The Toyota Vehicle Logo is the ancient and mythical Teutonic rune or symbol for a Vampire.
Everyone knows Vampires can change into anything or change, create anything to suit their purpose. One purpose is to create other Vampires who, in turn, create other Vampires - ad infinitum)
Because of this, there is a rumour that suggests that an Australian Business Family buying a new Toyota would receive a "Vampire" Croquet Set as a bonus (valued at $200 for the cheaper vehicles)
This would also create family membership of the local Toyota/Vampire ProAm Croquet Training Team. They would become Toyota/Vampires with their own Internet coach. (And able to create other Vampires who would naturally buy the Toyota Business Vehicle which supports their ancient emblem)
The rumour further has it that the team members can now be coached in Small Business Tax Planning. In this way, it would not involve the Toyota Vehicle Salesperson giving advice on Tax - which is forbotten.
Most Small Business Owners know already, that the operational cost of running their Toyota Business Vehicle is Tax Deductible. The GST is reclaimable and some can depreciate their Toyota at the better rate of 30%.
However, few realise that those being Toyota Vampires now can use their Toyota Business Vehicle to change $12,000/annum of Taxable Income into $12,000/annum of none Taxable Income.
They would also learn when to buy and sell their Toyotas for the best Tax Depreciation Value - an extra benefit of being a Vampire.
Its no rumour that driving 2,500 Kms around South Island, New Zealand in the Toyota Coach between ProAm Croquet Test venues can get boring - particularly at night. So the Test Team Coach uses this time to teach Tax Planning within the ATO Seminar Protocols. This makes the Touring Trip Tax Deductible.
It is common knowledge of course, that a Small Family Business can Sponsor their selected players in their own "Australian V New Zealand ProAm Croquet Test Series around the South Island - as a Tax Deduction. $3,000 for 30 days, 3,000 Kms with 10 tests of 5 hours duration.
Is at all an ancient myth? Would Toyota really offer a free Vampire Croquet Set to new (or second hand) buyers of Toyota Business Vehicles.
Somewhere out there is a Vampire or a Toyota Sales Manager who believes in Vampires who can create the fact from the Illusion.
Arm yourself with a stake ($s) and go find him.